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• What’s on – Walking with Dinosaurs That Are Mashed on Drugs
• Receptionist shocked to discover sidebar fame
• Owen vows to continue top--flight sitting
• Euros disintegrating in sunlight
• Yoda: Corporate bitch I now am
• The perfect mentally-unhinged macaron recipe
• Online comment-writers to get own internet

• Next King of Scotland declares the country will use the Air Miles as its currency
• Agony Aunt - "I am a closet cross-dresser"
• UEFA Allows Wayne Rooney To Be Violent Against Ukraine
• Apple Overjoyed As iPhone 4S Passes Turing Test In Scotland
• Ex-Pats Flood To UK For The Weather
• Supporters of Liam Fox Deny Anyone Would Volunteer To Be Near Him
• Iconic Palin 1.0 discontinued - US downgraded in world lunacy rankings

• Audi driver stripped of car for 'wantonly courteous driving'
• Beckham reveals years of training to become England's first-choice perfumier
• Olympic Torch relay stuck in slow traffic behind tourist caravan in Cornwall
• Queen now regrets agreeing to work the bank holiday
• ‘Women hate me because my poo doesn't stink’, says Daily Mail's Samantha Brick
• Inter-faith strife to end following launch of the 'Wiki-Bible'
• PM under fire in 'Cash for Cameron for Cameron'

• TV Listings: The Return Of Eddie
• American Voices: Sweetener Makes You Dumber
• HARRISBURG, PA-Josh Newton, 32, wouldn't say that Thursday was a complete waste, since he did watch nearly every video about Jeffrey Dahmer on YouTube.
• SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract
• [video] Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil
• Baseball Officials Concerned As More And More Retired Players Begin To Show Jose Canseco-Like Symptoms
• Sportsgraphic: Famous Flops In Sports

• Rudd’s vision: dickheads at the embassy giving him simple sentences
• Gamers could avoid war crimes prosecution due to ill health, low shields
• 100 bureaucrats ‘invaded’ Gallipoli commemoration: God help me, I was only APS Level 6
• Rudd ready to ‘forgive and forget’ what a crap prime minister he was
• ‘Shoplifting’ senator damages Australia’s relations with Foodland
• Remains of Channel Nine careers found in bushland
• Victims slam McDonald’s drive-thru ramraider: ‘I hope he fries for this’

• Don Cherry, the Piano Man
• How Court Reporters Have Embraced Technology
• If You Can’t Say It, Express It Thru A T-shirt
• Top 21 Things to Do in New York When You're 21
• Plastic Poppable Solar Pool Covers
• I Think We Love Bacon More Than We Should
• Life Insurance Is Not For The Living

• Sarah Palin v. Katie Couric Redux; Romney Pwned by Paul Ryan
• Man Can Fly, Will Govt. Let Him? Mitt Beats Rick, Jeb Goes Out on Limb
• Romney Sweeps Islands, Obama Wind-Power Trip Fails
• Obama Mocks GOP with Urban Legend, Biden Test Drives New Slogan
• Rick Wins South, Mitt Offshore; RNC Says Romney Like Chevy Volt
• Obama Slams GOP ‘Bumper Sticker’ Energy Plans, Palin’s Remarks
• Romney Supporters Gone Wild, Newt Gone Shopping, Kucinich Gone

• Google Algorithm becomes sentient - fires Make Money Online ebooks at China
• Report: Majority of gym workout spent untangling headphone wires
• Your stars: Leo
• Your stars: Cancer
• Health researchers successfully extract pleasure from eating
• Your stars: Gemini
• Your stars: Taurus

• Mitt Romney Admits to Masturbating
• The 99% Cheer as 50% of the 1% to be Tried for Tax Evasion
• Cure For Tooth Decay Found
• Researchers Find Link Between Obesity; Calories
• Facebook Offers Solution to Privacy Concerns
• John Boehner and Eric Cantor Abducted by Aliens
• Barefoot Bandit Secretly Inks $5 Million Movie Deal

• Cut the Gordian Knot.
• ARBEIT MACHT FREI says Plantation Owner Hague
• Anders Breivik - the new Jihadist
• the Blockwarts of the Right
• Papa Lazarou - You're MY wife now, Dave
• Enough is enough
• Carry on, Comrades

• 'Todas Las Notas' Soap Update 1: Mitt Romney Look-A-Like Character Faces Urgent Brain Operation
• Mitt Romney Look-A-Like Stars In Spanish Language Soap 'Todas Las Notas'
• May 2012 - Funny Horoscopes
• And The Results Of Our Mel Gibson Latest Rant Sweepstake Are...
• Launch Of New Reality Show: The Fungis
• Two More Scary Things You Should Know About Mitt Romney
• April 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

• Cybill Shepherd Willing to Die Protesting the War On Women
• New Black Panthers Use Zimmerman Bounty For Trip To Disney World
• Al Sharpton Interviews Pilot of Navy Jet That Crashed Into Apartment Building
• Gingrich Hopes to Raise Additional Campaign Cash with Yard Sale
• Obama and Biden Celebrate ObamaCare Anniversary with Cupcakes
• Hillary Clinton Does Hilarious Stroke Victim Impersonation at U.N.
• Vice President Biden Endorses Rick Santorum

• Merkel tempted by Cameron’s nipples, strategy lacking
• Fat Aishwarya Rai Needs To Shape Up
• Theresa May sticks two fingers up to the police, says "rozzers suck lol"
• Witch baffled by witch-hunt says Rebekah Brooks
• Scots face "choice between booze and food"
• Brooks ROFLs at Cameron not knowing what LOL is
• Mitt Romney says marriage should be between a man and many women

• Nev Filter Signs Deal With Daily Mail
• Lottery Winners Prove Bourgeoisation Of Britain Project A Success
• We Hardly Needed To Ask Papers If They'd Support A War, Explains Straw
• Civil War Inevitable If Theresa May Orders Us To Lose Weight, Warn Police Gutbuckets
• Kick Readers Out Of Your Book Clubs, Urges Mail
• Osborne Releases 'Happy Talk'
• I Am A Victim Of Persecution, Claims Goodwife Brooks

• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: JUJU"
• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: JACOB"
• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: HELEN"
• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: TIM"
• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: PDV"
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• ZA NEWS DAILY 26/11/10

• Bondage of Robin Hood - Another Trash Classic Reviewed
• Pink Blues
• Double O Bondage
• Editorial: The New Puritans
• Jesus Saves (With These Great Prices From Tesco)
• The Assassination of Boris Johnson
• Are Young Unemployed Being Forced into Prostitution by UK Government?

• Romney Vows To Put Out ‘Prairie Fire Debt’ With ‘Prairie Dogs’
• Mitt Romney Weighs In On Time Magazine’s Breast-Feeding Cover
• Joe Biden Does It Again! Puts Obama on the G-Spot
• Romney Softens ‘Gay Stance’: Endorses ‘Separate But Equal’ Marriage
• Why High School Hair Harassment Incident Proves Romney Was ALWAYS Out of Touch
• Romney Claims He Saved Nathan Detroit
• The Rumor That Might Just Kill Off Romney’s Right Wing Support

• Former Pres. Carter sues Obama under theories of identity theft
• Weeklong Mountain DewTM Shortage Culminates In Office Riot; Fourteen Maimed
• WikiLeaks document dump inadvertantly includes editor’s medical records
• Easter miracle: ‘Son of God’ autographs sky
• Bill Cosby looks to Larry King's corpse to dispel death rumors
• Milwaukee Bucks to lodge timekeeping protest with NBA over omission of leap second
• Scientists credit Olbermann suspension for pause in global warming

• Mindry.in turns 4 today
• Exclusive! Why Congress lost UP polls?
• MMS congratulates child on completing 100 maths 'sums'
• Salman Khurshid Censured: Minorities Relieved That They Don't HAVE To Work for Loss-Making PSUs
• Karnataka MLAs Caught Watching Porn on Phone, Fired
• Dassault's Rafale: Will India's Pilots Have To Die in it in 2055?
• BJP promises free cows; Satirists angry

• David Cameron Stays Silent About The Paedophile Scandal In Rochdale. And That's Strange
• As The G8 Summit Opens In Camp David We Reveal What Its Host Is Thinking About It
• Is China Heading For Recession? The World Hopes Not
• The Olympic Torch Is Handed Over To Britain. There's No Escape From This Horror Now
• Banks And Markets Causing Mayhem In Europe. Time To Shut Them Down
• The Syrian Insurgents Are Now Getting Weapons They Want. Expect More Trouble
• Are The Little Green Men To Be Outlawed? Leprechauns Step Forward And Defend Yourselves

• Tottenham and Chelsea fans prepare for big FA Cup weekend in glamorous London
• Roberto Mancini regrets telling Mario Balotelli and all of his staff that they will never represent Manchester City again
• Man with Euro 2012 tickets panics after realising how big Poland and Ukraine are
• Alex-Oxlade Chamberlain warned of dangers of having a very long name by Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
• Royal Family worry King Kenny Dalglish is destroying popularity of the monarchy
• Fears for north London infrastructure as Tottenham implosion creates black hole
• FA say Everton's banter culture is threat to seriousness of business end of the season

• Governor Scott Walker Declares State-Wide Burn Ban Leading Up to Recall Election
• Merkel Readies Device for Stimulating Greeks
• “Men in Suits” determine the future of the GOP
• Octomom weds Chaz Bono
• Barack Obama Thanks Bristol Palin for Unsolicited Parental Advice
• Pay-per-view Presidential Debates
• Gingrich Halted By Month-old Shooting

• Inherent Flaws
• Shit On Our Own Doorstep
• 40 Watt Bulb
• The Obvious Conclusion
• We’re Not Racist, We’re Just Cunts
• The Worst Show On Earth
• Poor Reception

• WALKING WITH DINOSAURS
• THE AVENGERS
• ABU QATADALAND
• ARCHITECTS
• CROSBY, STILLS, NASH & DAPPY
• SURE PARODY
• HELP STOP DONKEY PIMPING

• Westboro Church Bewildered By Powell Protest Backlash
• Lost Oregon Mushroom Hunters Found Huddled in Tree, Trippin' Balls
• HEALTH WARNING: Puppy Bowl viewing parties create toxic estrogen levels
• SALMONCAST: Episode 25
• Susan G. Komen Takes Lumps Over Planned Parenthood De-Fund
• SALMONCAST: Episode 24
• Mercer Mess Construction turns to violent "Carmageddon"

• Case No 13 - Sarah Palin
• (United Kingdom) Rupert Bare
• (Australian) On a Strict Budget
• (Australian) Non-Working Families
• (United Kingdom) An Absolute Greek Classic
• (Australian) Time for a Good Prune
• Pop Goes the Presidency

• Excited with controversies, SET Max to show special programs on IPL fights
• Facebook introduces paid friends - pay $2 and add a girl as friend
• Parliament to find out if the caveman drew offensive cartoons
• Male IT employees skipping IPL on TV to watch 'Bade Achchhe Lagte Hain'
• Family, separated in different cities, reunites to book Tatkal ticket on IRCTC
• Massive honking by concerned citizens fails to clear traffic jam
• Ghosts leave TV studio haunted by Danny Morrison and Sidhu

• Romney Campaign Hiring Liars
• Romney Asks Nation to Decide What He Should Believe In
• McCain Proposes New 'Surge' Strategy to Win War on Women
• Florida Passes 'Kill the Negro' Law
• New Arizona Law Says Life Begins at Fantasy
• Secret Service Foils Colombian Prostitution Price Gouging Scheme
• Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate

• Lord Fergie's Story - A Footballing Illness
• The Cutter Goes Undercover At The F.A
• Chris Coleman’s Masterplan Found In Bin
• The Most Hateful, Intense Rivalry In World Football
• FA To Rebrand Team England As Lovable African Underdogs
• Citizen Barton Fights The Power
• Tabloids Scrape The Balotelli Barrel

• The World's Voice of Reason - Leo Horoscope