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• BRANGELINA SPLIT FORETOLD IN BOOK OF ISIAH
• ALI DIZAEI: WHERE HE WENT WRONG
• DIMWITTED MEDIOCRITIES 'NOT ABOVE THE LAW'
• CAPELLO OPTIMISTIC AS ENGLAND DRAW NARNIA
• TEA PARTY ENDS WITH TRADITIONAL THROWING OF THE FAECES
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• My big gap year: The Athens of the South

• Apple Unveils Another Technological Breakthrough With New Compact "iPad Nano"
• Hotline Closes Upon News That Swine Flu "May Not Have Killed Everyone On Earth After All"
• Vatican Prejudice Expert Blasts British Equality Laws As Having "Insufficient Inequality"
• David Cameron Urges Householders To "drag burglars into the kitchen, it's where the knives are"
• Apple's Steve Jobs Regrets Asking Dom Joly To Design His New "3rd Category" Device
• A-Level Pupils Practice At Being Whiny University Students Following "Difficult" Exam
• TV debates de-railed by Party Leaders' demands

• Recap - Week of 2/1/10
• The Blogs Must Be Crazy
• Jon Consults His Therapist
• The Dick Swett Incident
• Anthony Weiner

• [video] Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk
• In Focus: Latino Community Empowered By Coke Commercial
• Sports: New Orleans Moves To No. 3 In NFL Power Rankings
• Sports: Top Recruit Tricked Into Committing To Notre Dame
• Unfunny Inside Joke From 5 Years Ago Only Thing Holding Friendship Together
• Missionaries Charged With Kidnapping In Haiti
• NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission

• Avatar film makes fans want to escape from reality, most did so a while back
• ABC4 a boon to viewers troubled by Sky News Australia’s clear pro-Sky News Australia bias
• Animals in Kevin Rudd children’s book stay relentlessly on-message
• Redesigned Rozelle metro trains will be surface-level, single-carriage, trackless
• Police re-enactment reveals McGurk shot at close range, yesterday, by police
• Toolies risk drowning in bid to reach schoolies, but it’s totally worth it
• Police lure accused actor with promise of free headshots

• Stern Gets Ellen, Kara DioGuardi To Kiss At Idol Audition
• New Contraceptive Pill Works For Up To 13 Years
• Price Of Weapons-Grade Plutonium Hits All-Time High
• Delta Bans Humans From All Flights
• Parenting Announces New "Siamese Twin" Magazine
• Study: Women Blaming Husbands For John Edwards
• Google Employees Denied Chinese Food Takeout

• The Who’s comeback concert marred by violence in stadium
• Eccentric boffin converts garage to accomodate car
• ECB and Strauss in crisis talks over lack of sex scandal
• Woman warns against clicking ‘I accept’ button on marriage website
• Scientists communicate successfully with persistent vegetarian
• Paranoid man claims he is being followed on Twitter
• Rock Dad in hiding after failing to play Stairway to Heaven in guitar shop

• Satirist Leaves Examiner to Spend More Time with Obama
• NOW Demands CBS Yank Tebow Pro-Life Ad, Heisman
• State of the Union Speech Pivots to Employment Reform
• Obama: Coakley Victorious if Brown Gets Less Than 60%
• Reid: Martha Coakley ‘more than just my 60th Yes-Man’
• Reid Adds ‘Skin Lightening Therapy’ to Health Reform Bill
• C-Span Ban Protects Private Health Information

• Daily Scatter Editor in "Proper" Editorial Job Shock!
• Saturday News Review: Delayed Doherty Hit by Bagels
• "Blade" Found in Baby's Shoe!
• "Has Attenborough Retired Yet?"
• Co-operative Targets M&S Food
• Sunday Supplement: Blaine to Blame for Vanishing Midwives?
• Saturday Film Review: Woods Wants McEvoy as Hobbit

• Sarah Palin Admits she had "Plam Prompter" installed before Tea Party Speech
• Tiger Woods Still Wants Sex
• Sarah Palin Tea Party Keynote Blasts Republican Senator Richard Shelby
• Senator Richard Shelby Demands Earmark Cash in Unmarked Bills
• Toyota Hires Mel Gibson As Prius Spokesman
• "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Rescinded. Gays Coming Out of Closets
• Farmville Man Can't Handle YoVille

• [Dully Mirror] Why Is Everyone So Cynical About My Tears, Alistair Campbell Breaks Down Second Time In A Day
• [The Thun] Campbell Cries Plan B
• [Daily Moan] Conspiracy Special: Did Alistair Campbell Secretly Crunch Down On A Fisherman's Friend In The Andrew Marr Interview To Give The Impression He Was About To Cry?
• [Daily Excrement] Julie Walters BAFTA Mo Mentum Grows
• [Daily Moan] Give Julie Walters 2011 BAFTA Now !
• [The Thun] Pressure Grows On BAFTA To Give Julie Walters 2011 Best Actress This Year For Performance In Mo
• [Daily Excrement] Fuck, That Was Close

• Hitler Once Had Erection For 15 Days, New Book Claims
• Should Mel Gibson Be Allowed To Call A Reporter An Asshole?
• What Is The Coolest Thing You Have Ever Seen Happen Behind A Reporter On TV?
• Rihanna's Dress At The Grammy's? Discuss
• February 2010 - Funny Horoscopes
• My First Touch Of The Apple iPad Was Siimply iIncrediible, Liive iBlog
• Have Brangelina Split Up? What Do You Think?

• New Orleans Wins Super Bowl! Bourbon Street Awash in Blood and Vomit
• Groupies Cause Security Problems at Bill O’Reilly-Glenn Beck Show
• Scott Brown Tells John Edwards to Stop Calling His Daughter
• OBAMA: America Needs to Hope Harder! I Mean Like, A Lot Harder!
• Obama to Appoint Baghdad Bob as Temporary Press Secretary
• Brett Favre Grimaces and Hobbles as Wife Winces in the Stands
• Harry Reid Offered Super Bowl Tickets to Republicans for Health Care Vote

• Vanessa Perroncel flees Surrey home ahead of Toni Terry homecoming
• Luciana Berger - Sexy Maybe, But Certainly Not A Scouser
• Drew Brees's Into The Big Easy And Alienates The 'Who Dat' Locals
• The Greedy BBC Demand Money from a Dog
• Local Man Devastated By Wife's Sordid Secret
• Scientist astonished when he receives a pair of Jeans in the post
• Terry's All Gold for Valentines Day

• Heather Mills Enlists Celebrity Friends To Raise Disability Awareness Whether They Like It Or Not
• Labour Giants Deliver Keynote Sobs To TV Addicts
• UK To Keep Waving Enormous Nuclear Cock At Rest of World
• Artificial Woman - Pretend Parrot Wedding Exclusive
• Tories Would Strangle Economic Recovery, Says Mandelson - Like This
• Our National Sport
• September 16: Altartag

• Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010 | #6
• Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010 | #5
• Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010 | #4
• Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010 | #3
• Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010 | #2
• Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010
• Super Bowl delayed to give fan time to purchase TV

• Is al Qeada Actually a Front for Coalition of Militant Environmentalists and Naturists?
• Gaza Strip Tease
• The Search for Cock
• Britain Declares War on Cold Weather
• Off the Wrist: Uri Gellar
• The Joker is Wild
• Dr Who Fandom Rocked as Rival Regenerations of Time Lord Brawl in Soho Massage Parlour

• Palm Readers Agree: Palin’s ‘Hand Job’ Worst in History
• Tim Tebow Tries to Abort ‘The Who’ at Super Bowl
• Divine Intervention Already at Work! Palin Resurrects Tower of Babble
• Tea Partiers Panic, Informed Tea Produced by ‘Fereigners’
• Another Haitian Scandal: U.S. Missionaries Put Up ‘Baby Doc’ For Adoption
• Larry King Strikes Back at Mitch McConnell
• Forget Dems and Rethugs, Obama to Take Q&A From Jedi Council

• Port-au-Prince to receive NFL franchise
• Super Bowl win expected to magically cure New Orleans
• Orphan futures surge on Madonna, Jolie sightings in Haiti
• Earthquake Strikes Yellowstone, Frightens Woodland Critters
• New Tiger Woods computer game to feature unlockable trophy women
• Weeklong Mountain DewTM Shortage Culminates In Office Riot; Fourteen Maimed
• Wounded cougar removed from Tiger's mansion

• Police commit to countrywide improvements in 'track covering'
• UN to punish Iran with more of those things it doesn't give a shit about
• Drug cheats much better than love cheats, Capello tells England fans
• These are all ceremonial Glock 9mms, gangs tell police
• Pro-choice Super Bowl advert to show woman's extremely disappointing son
• Sky News apologises for making people feel sorry for Peter Andre
• Violent beer drinkers to revert to hitting you repeatedly with fists

• Taking The Piss Humour Is A Scream, Say Comedians. Ain't No Mines On That Minefield
• A Cynical Glance At: Wars, Tears, Public Speeches, Drives Through The Snow And Hookers
• It’s Simple: America Should Beat The Crap Out Of China. Before It’s Too Late
• More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team.
• St Albert Gore Blimey And His Followers Launch A New Religion
• Ridiculing Politicians Is Always Good. Especially The Ones In Government
• Political Correctness Is Cool And Sexy, BBC Says. Plus It Helps Us Make Better Programmes

• "Everything Old is Dead", Declares Entire Internet
• Moon-based Servers Only Hope for Bitorrent Trackers
• State-Run Ad-Network to Buy Products on Your Behalf.
• Mafia family annoyed that Twitter recruitment effort not being taken seriously
• Survey: Modern Women Rank 'Having A Big Box of Random Cables' a Must-Have in a Man
• Tablet PCs Plagued by Some Kind of 'Badly-Drawn Cock' Virus
• The Chuffington Post Pt 3: LadyChuff Waves Back

• Viagra Vision Loss Blamed in Senior Citizen Fire
• Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Yields McCain Tell-All Backdoor Book
• Prisoner Brutally Beats Cellmate With Prosthetic Arm
• Tiger Woods Converts to Mormonism, Declares 2nd Wife - Seeking More?
• Storm has DC Scrambling for Staples
• AOL News: “Palin Says She’d Run in 2012″
• John Edwards to Appear on Jerry Springer

• Glossy News - Prisoner Brutally Beats Cellmate With Prosthetic Arm
• TheSkunk.org - Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010
• The Texas Cockroach - GM
• News Mutiny - US Missile Defense Whatever Goes Catawampus
• Dotpenn - Senator Struggles To Find More Groups To Disillusion
• CAP News - Stern Gets Ellen, Kara DioGuardi To Kiss At Idol Audition
• Wear Your Cape - Supermodels Recalled for Self-Obsessing Defect

• FAT FREAKS TO FUEL NEW POWER STATIONS
• JOHN TERRY HAD SEX WITH WARREN BEATTY
• GOOGLE LAUNCH IMITATION CHOW MEIN
• JEREMY KYLE HAS NO ANUS
• MEN YET TO AGREE WHETHER WATCHING GLEE IS A BIT GAY
• UK ECONOMY SLIGHTLY LESS UP SHIT CREEK
• APPLE TABLET TO CURE CANCER, SAYS STEVE JOBS

• In Hillary Clinton's Office
• Trillions in Debt but KRudd will provide stimulus
• Tony Blair Hits Top of Barney’s Shitlist
• Virgins, Ball Control, Blockbuster, Sheer Terror, Lord Blair of Baghdad, Penny Hasn’t Dropped, Men of Action
• In the Office of the British Prime Minister
• Curbing the Mexican immigration wave into US
• Carbon talks gets hot and heavy, Tiger’s sex addiction, Migration of Poms to Oz, The Iraq Inquiry and Kevin MIA

• Am I Alone in Fearing the Sabotage of the Homeless?
• Mentally Retarded Boy Receives Very Special iPod
• Backbench MPs Decry Prorogue, Cite Lowered Quality of Life
• Gilbert Arenas Stages “Hilarious” Armed Robbery
• My Life Is Amazing Because I Like To Party So Much
• Elton John Helps Eminem Battle Drugs in Hallucinogenic Drug World
• Safety Tips For a New Years Eve on the Town

• West Bengal demands 10 percent reservation for Bengalis
• Single man goes into depression as Valentine's Week begin
• Sunday Magazine: Dealing with the modern Peeping Toms
• Is SRK hand in gloves with Shiv Sena to promote his movie?
• Rahul Gandhi's pocket picked while traveling in local train
• Lalit Modi buys rights of Veer from Salman Khan, to produce film
• Earliest facebook users oppose immigration of orkut users