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• MINI LAUNCHES FIRST AIRCRAFT CARRIER
• ENGLAND FANS ATTACK WOMBLES
• BRITAIN STILL LYING ABOUT HOW DRUNK IT IS
• CREATION DID NOT INVOLVE CHOCOLATE, CLAIMS HAWKING
• ENERGY FIRMS MAY BE RUN BY SHITS, WARNS OFGEM
• I LIKE TO WATCH LADIES UNDRESSING ON THE BEACH, SAYS HAGUE
• Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

• Survey finds Ben 10 Ultimate Omnitrix "best educational toy this Christmas"
• Cluster-bomb loving "Axis of Apathy" forms between Iran, North Korea and USA
• Senator Menendez discovers "not everywhere is in these here United States?"
• Candid Cameron "Love me, love my New History"
• Wayne Rooney upset fans realise he's not good enough to play for Portsmouth or West Brom
• Hope In Search For British Boy Lost In South Africa
• Britain Continues Era Of New Politics By Fixing The Value Of Pi At 3

• Judge grants gagging order on reporting of England v Bulgaria
• Bodies found washed up on beach ‘are missing owl and pussycat’
• Councils powerless to prevent surge in 'Table Morris Dancing'
• Blair memoir copied and pasted from student’s work
• Knee-jerk legislation ‘should be slightly harder to introduce’, concede hysterical campaigners
• Tall astrophysicist in 'Big and Clever' claim
• Middle-aged Reigate man sends message of support to troubled Blair

• Bears To Replace Soldier Field Grass With Plush Carpeting
• Fan On The Street: On The Start Of The NFL Season
• Tips: In Focus: Hurricane Safety Tips
• Magazine: Don't Show This Cover To Your Wife Unless You Want Your Living Room To Look Exactly Like This
• Sports World Limping Toward Football Opener Like Mortally Wounded Deer
• Staples Brings On Extra Staff To Sit Around And Do Nothing For Busy Back-To-School Season
• American Voices: Number Of Illegal Immigrants Declining

• Minister who visited porn sites ‘humiliated’, in line with his long-standing sexual fetish
• AEC investigators closing in on whoever drew a penis on their ballot paper
• Q&A’s empty chair tipped to get own show on ABC News 24
• Independents storm back to power with -140 seat majority
• Fire ‘significantly alters’ council chambers without filing DA
• Labor campaign boosted by exhumation of Ben Chifley
• Local man says he’ll vote Labor

• Palin Names "The Situation" As 2012 Running Mate
• Marvel's Newest Superhero, The Rude Nude Dude
• Tiger Woods Converting To Islam "For The Virgins"
• Acme Widgets Heralds Near-Record Loss
• Microsoft's Allen Sues For Being Less Cool Than Apple
• [audio] 1-900-HERMAPHRODITE
• Shah-Shkabab Takes Credit For Somalia Pig Roast

• The History of Canada
• G20 Tourism Board Promotes “Toronto Without Torontonians” Campaign
• Toronto Waterfront Revitalization Kicks Off With Hobo Magnet
• Oil Finally Harms Environment
• Harper to Reveal Afghan Detainee Secret: Nobody Cares
• If Only They Knew About My Micropenis
• What We’ve Learned: Iceland

• Generic GOP Hopeful, Up in Poll, Avoids Overconfidence
• Obama Mulls Fatwa Against 24% Who Think He’s Muslim
• Scott Ott Radio: Ground Zero Mosque, Real Gulf Disaster
• Emboldened by ‘Gulf Swim’, Obama Mulls Dip in Economy
• Pelosi: $26 Billion Teachers’ Union Bailout Good Value
• A Job Saved: Obama Economic Adviser Back at Berkeley
• Obama Calls on Former SEIU Boss to Organize Qaeda

• Public Information: The Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls.
• When drunks get bored!
• Animal Thoughts 1
• The internet's a wonderful thing ... The Late Thierry Henry
• Ladybird Books New Titles To Reflect Modern Society (1)
• Nat West Launch Customer Charter; Barclays Launch Brendan Cole Live
• Torres Has Beef!

• Congresswoman Dina Titus hates people
• $1,000,000 reward offered for capturing Sharron Angle
• God Says, "Don't Build The 'Ground Zero Mosque'...No, Wait A Minute..."
• City Water for Port Hueneme, CA Now More Expensive Than Bottled Water
• Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour for 2035
• Jury Unanimously Agrees Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Is An Idiot
• Sharron Angle: The Biblical case against women serving in the U.S. Senate

• [Daily Stir] Brown Was Bonkers Says Blair
• [Daily Moan] The Real Scandal Here Is That William Hague Is Wearing Caps Again
• [Blue Boobs] 'That's The Last Time I Order The Breakfast Eye Opener At That Hotel', Says Hague
• [Daily Stir] Billions Call X-Factor Switchboard In Auto Tune Scandal
• [Daily Moan] X Factor Louis - 'I Almost Walked Again'
• [The Boobs] Simon Cowell To Be Revealed As Big Brother In Final Reality Twist
• [Daily Stir] Media Outlets Criticised For Translating Capello Into Perfect English When They Quote Him

• What Trick Do You Want Roger Federer To Do Next? Have Your Say
• September 2010 - Funny Horoscopes
• Woman Throws Cat In Bin. Have Your Say
• Should The Ground Zero Mosque Be Allowed To Have Deadly Killer Laser Weapons On The Roof? Have Your Say
• Urine, A Renewable Energy Source? Have Your Say
• New Chocolate Cheesecake Diet Delivers 'Miraculous' Results
• Answers To This Week's Caption Competition

• Ground Zero Mosque to Include Jihad Fantasy Camp for Kids
• Coach Jimmy Johnson Working Overtime to Enlarge Your Penis
• Obama: Things Could Be Worse…You Could Be Burning In The Flames of Hell!
• Doctors Warn Frank Sinatra Jr. That He’s About to Explode
• Chastity Bono Suspected of Being Mafia Crime Boss
• Kings of Leon Bass Player on Suicide Watch After Pigeon Attack
• Mel Gibson Tells Tyra Banks: Some of My Best Friends Are Niggers

• Stephen Hawking says "there is no such thing as a free i-Pad"
• One of the '72 Virgins' Has Been Waiting to Get Laid for 54 Years
• Stephen Hawking says Santa Claus not real
• Brown's Big Bang: Hawking explains
• Stephen Hawking to compete on Robot Wars and Ultimate Fighter
• Top Demolition Derby team give race seat to George Michael
• Harry Redknapp is not a 'Wheeler Dealer', he is a Football Manager.

• Fights Now 13% More Fuel-Efficient
• BMW Unveils Rolling iPod Dock
• Eight Tell-Tale Signs That Your MP Is a Screaming Arse Bandit
• Regulator's Startling Claim: Two Out Of Six Energy Suppliers Might Be Telling The Truth
• St. Anthony's Epistle To The Britonians
• Britain And France May Share Bath
• Planning Authorities Should Be Replaced By Unabashed Bribery, Says Think Tank

• Politicians officially South Africa’s silliest people as Hayibo closes
• ANCYL hails Hayibo’s closure as model for new journalism
• Traumatised Midrand homeowners to sue Tuscany over non-Tuscan houses
• Major SA websites to launch new online homes for racists
• Police call for tax boycott as taxpayers become accessories to crime
• ANC and Cosatu staying together for the sake of the children
• Western Cape's giant population irate over destruction of salt and pepper pots

• Close Encounters From Behind
• The Sex Assassins
• Fiend With the Tabloid Brain!
• Going for Gold
• Knights of Cumalot
• Porn to be Wild
• Defeat to Germany 'Like Being Castrated' Claim Distraught England Football Fans

• National Archives: ‘Glenn Beck Actually Had His Dick In His Hands’
• Forget Alan Simpson, Even John Boehner Opposes Veteran’s Benefits for ‘Agent Orange’
• Chris Christie Appoints ‘Snooki’ as New Jersey Education Commissioner
• Bart Simpson Has a ‘Cow’ Over Alan Simpson
• Karzai Uses Robert Bork to Fire ‘Graft Prosecutor’ In Afghanity Night Massacre
• Forget MLK, Glenn Beck’s Lincoln Memorial Rally Even Disgraces Forrest Gump
• Ken Mehlman’s Stunning Admission: ‘I’m a Black Muslim’

• Mexican drug lord donates to DOJ for legal contest against Arizona immigration law
• Sweeps Week shocker planned: hubby to slaughter, butcher and eat wife on 'Man Woman Wild'
• Obama considers resigning presidency to host show on The Travel Channel
• Dennis Rodman: Conquest of 2,000 women a ‘teachable moment’ for parents
• Lohan checks more items off her "Bucket List" of celebutard achievements
• Pelosi alleges conspiracy by “all Americans” to thwart her poll numbers
• St. Louis Cardinals to hire Brandon Phillips as motivational speaker

• Alcohol sales are down because we've moved onto the cheap stuff, insist drinkers
• BMW announces launch of the all new Mini Oxymoron
• If I can forgive Bill, then you can forgive each other, Hilary tells Israel and Palestine
• William Hague is definitely not one of ours, insist furious gay community
• Professor Hawking claims God wasn't needed for creation, what do you think?
• Holiday camps are no holiday camp, say criminals
• Ben Collins to be famous for approximately eight minutes

• Weird Things Are A Happening: Silly Books And Comings Out And Goings In And All
• Bendy Buses: The Scourge Of London’s Roads
• I Bet People In Sodom And Gomorrah Used Mobile Phones. A Lot
• A New Star Is Born: Glenn Beck For President?
• Chilling In Whitehall. And Talking About Blood Money
• A Novel Way Of Ending A War: Call Your Troops Non-Combat
• Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

• International Committee of 'Cool Shit NOW' elects Jonathan Ives as CEO
• "Everything Old is Dead", Declares Entire Internet
• Moon-based Servers Only Hope for Bitorrent Trackers
• State-Run Ad-Network to Buy Products on Your Behalf.
• Mafia family annoyed that Twitter recruitment effort not being taken seriously
• Survey: Modern Women Rank 'Having A Big Box of Random Cables' a Must-Have in a Man
• Tablet PCs Plagued by Some Kind of 'Badly-Drawn Cock' Virus

• Pakistani Man Shuts Down Internet Due To Footwear Problems
• IQ of iPhone 4 Buyers Related to Place in Line at iPhone Sale
• Sarah Palin Applauds President Obama at Beck Rally
• Boehner Promises Nothing From GOP
• National Stay Home from Work Day Boycott Gaining Momentum
• Ex-VP Dick Cheney Injured in Serious Hunting Accident
• Steinbrenner Options Satan for Minor Mephistopheles to be Named Later

• British Parcel Resistance Force
• Indigenous Loser
• 1. In; 2. Out; 3. In; 4. Out; 5. In…
• Einstein On The Bleach
• Razzle For Psychiatrists
• Darwinian Psycho
• Reality Testing

• SEXUAL OFFENDERS TO BE CASTRATED UNTIL AFTER TRIAL
• IDENTITY OF LEWES PENIS POSTER REVEALED
• HAWKING TIPPED FOR STRICTLY
• JOBS SHOWS OFF APPLE'S NEW iBUTT-PLUG
• LAZY SPANIARDS STRIKE AS EUROPE BANS AFTERNOON NAPS FOR WORKERS
• IPAD TAX TO HIT GEEKY APPLE FAN BOYS
• CHERYL DEMANDS SURNAME IN DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

• Ask The Ghetto Shaman
• One More Time...with Feeling! A Zano Rebuttal
• CHRISTIE/CRANK IN 2012
• On Five Year Anniversary of Katrina, Last Victims Led from Superdome
• The Discord's Para Abnormal Research Team vs. Haunted Jerome
• Sure One Mosque at Ground Zero is Controversial, but a Pair...
• FDA Approves Morning After/Roofies Combo

• Recap - Week of 8/23/10
• I Have a Scheme
• Gay Old Party
• Michael Bloomberg
• Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Hates Woodrow Wilson

• Dangling the Carrot
• Coalition Capers
• The Mating Season
• List of Claims and Questions for the Three Independents
• Coalition Attrition
• Work Choices
• That Can't Be Right

• RAW clueless about the elusive officer who has been screwing Pakistan
• Mumbai Govindas set to hide eyesores of Delhi during CWG
• With just over a month to go, terrorists pull out of CWG
• Government now wants to read status updates of all on Facebook
• PCB mulls over legalizing match fixing, to offer it as service
• Arindam Chaudhuri gets clean bowled by Sachin Tendulkar
• Happily married frog couple to be divorced for Commonwealth Games

• Kardashians' Dead Father to Get Reality Show
• Prop 8 Backers Try Again with Prop 8.5
• Obama sets goal of fake Mars landing in 10 years
• I Can't Believe it's Not Semen
• Murder-Suicide attempt thwarted when suspect kills himself first
• Massive water spill contaminates oil reserves
• Mel Gibson to Head RNC

• Chapter 8 - A day at the races
• Government announces controversial plans to shut Northern rumour mills
• My manager wants me to go down in the box
• Spurs: "Champions League money won't change us"
• Wreckhead refs run rampant
• Craig Bellamy's home is where his heart isn't
• BBC pleads for patience as Colin Murray irons out early-season MOTD2 jitters

• The World's Voice of Reason - 'Brown Was Bonkers' Says Blair and William Hague Latest
• ChuckandCletus2.com - Actress Bea Arthur Marries
• The Satirical Political Report - National Archives: 'Glenn Beck Actually Had His Dick In His Hands'