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• Rare sighting of "Office Ninja"
• Euro 2008 rescheduled for the soaps
• Marathon runner dresses as "runner"
• Price of photocopier paper balloons during Zimbabwean election counting
• Shocking Tolkein manuscript to be sold at auction
• Delia to release even more basic sequel to "How to Cheat at Cooking"
• Fat gene enabler identified

• My foregin policy is not based on Batman, it's based on Gummi Bears By Dick Cheney
• Phish fans are no longer allowed at my concerts By John Mayer
• 'The Dark Knight' needs more dark meat By Samuel L. Jackson
• Christian Bale's arrest catapults me to 3rd best Batman By Val Kilmer
• My unpublished Times editorial By John McCain
• I want to be Barack Obama when I grow up By Nouri al-Maliki
• Didn't your spidey sense see this coming, Spider-Man? By Mr. T

• Study reveals bass players 'every bit as dull as golfers'
• Bins to be collected just once a year
• Blue Peter to raise standards: "poor competition entries will be criticised on the show"
• Councils powerless to prevent surge in 'Table Morris Dancing'
• M1 roadworks revealed as 'conceptual art'
• Sports fan's novelty wig marks him out as 'a bit of a character'
• Police to tackle bike crime with new 'Indifferent Squad'

• Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again
• How Come No One Celebrates My Alcoholism Like John Cheever's?
• Ebert and Roeper Leaving 'Ebert and Roeper'
• Darfur, IA Also In Pretty Bad Shape
• [audio] Angry FCC Fudging Tired Of All This Sugar
• Firefighters Turned Away From Exclusive Nightclub Blaze

• Standen remanded over ice: Top drug cop brings self in
• Buswell: 'the only seats I'll be sniffing now are Kingsley, Darling Range, Bunbury, Collie-Preston, Ocean Reef, Riverton, North West, Forrestfield and Jandakot'
• Comment: Burma had it too good for too long
• McGovern endorses Obama as the man to end the Vietnam War
• Kiwi Anzac statue an enduring monument to history's most disastrous hat
• Rudd finds low prices easier to stop than high prices
• Zimbabwe opposition ahead in recount after govt photocopier jams

• McCain A 'GPS Black Hole' Say Scientists
• McCain, Obama: Cosmo Cover Also Tasteless, Offensive
• [pic] "Today's Terrorist" Magazine
• Favre Signs Deal With Gerber
• [pic] The Best Photos From May
• Airlines Roll Out New Punch-In-The-Face Fee
• [audio] Ad: White Entertainment Television

• ALCOHOL TO CARRY 'SHITFACED' WARNING
• MILLIONAIRE ACTORS TOLD TO CHEER THE FUCK UP
• ANIMAL SHATTERS 100M WORLD RECORD
• THE COMMUNITIES LIVING IN FEAR OF GLOBAL WARMING SCIENTISTS
• KARADZIC HANDS IN NOTICE AT BELGRADE VIDEO SHOP
• NEW PROSTATE CANCER DRUG NOT AS GOOD AS 'THE WIRE'
• BRITAIN WILLING BT BROADBAND COUPLE TO SPLIT

• ...">Obama Submission Rejected by Reader’s Digest
• ...">McCain Backs Timeline to Get Obama Out of Iraq
• ...">Sen. McCain Announces Late White House Bid
• ...">Bush Plan to Save Fannie, Freddie Stirs Confidence
• ...">Iran Threatens to Photoshop Israel from Map
• ...">Obama: Iran Needs to Know We Mean Talk
• ...">Limbaugh-Topping Deal Goes to Unnamed Liberal Host

• Oldies Urged to Choose Suicide-By-Teenager
• Mugabe To Host Antiques Roadshow
• UK Government Insists More Alcohol Will Cure Alcoholism
• Paisley Appointed Middle East Envoy
• Prince Harry to Return to Afghanistan
• Jersey Children's Home Police Reach Through to Australia
• Adele Reveals the Pain Behind the Pout: If I Smile I Die

• Indiana Jones Adventure Spoon To Change Breakfast Forever
• Local Man Can't Seem To Lose That Last 70 Pounds
• Your Thoughts: Obama, Clinton Battle For Least Elitist
• Study: Elephant/Donkey Poop Loaded with BS
• Local Man Can't Wait To Experience First 2-Some
• America elects recession
• Dryer Has 'Lint Trap'

• Kellogg's Reveal New 'Credit Crunchy' Breakfast Cereal
• Daily Stir: London Mayor Gets Tit Caught In Ringer
• Daily Moan: Is Gay Bishop Gay Enough?
• How Long Can Britain's Top Spy Be In A Coma And Still Be Britain's Top Spy?
• World's Funniest Jokes: More Funny Questions
• Andy Murray, Wimbledon Warrior
• Trinity Mirror Share Price Down 40% Today

• Karadzic: Europe's Most Wanted Man Discovered Living With Smurfs
• World Exclusive: Barack Obama Can Fly Through The Air Like That Guy On Heroes
• First Picture Of Brangelina Twins Seen On Google Earth, Exclusive
• 'The Smoking Nostalgia Channel' Launches Today
• Funny Horoscopes for July 2008
• Robert Mugabe Wins Zimbabwe's Got Talent
• Voices Of Reason: What Is Your Favorite Part Of A Wee Wee?

• Planet's Last X-Files Fan Says Film "Made Just For Me"
• Most American Teens Think Obama Is Already President
• Next Season of 'The Family Guy' Rife with Similes
• Pregnancy Pact Proves Idiocy, Sluttiness of Teen Girls
• NBC Mourns Russert's Death By Exploiting It For Ratings
• Opinion: Monotheism Is For The Birds
• Sharon Stone: Birth Defects, Tornadoes Also Karmic Events

• Thanks To The Supreme Court, I Can Finally Drop Out Of This Creepy Militia
• The Credible Hulk: Uninspired But Believable
• Selling The Truth
• Obama's Patriotism Problem
• A Few Insignificant Things You Can Do To Assuage Your Guilt On Earth Day
• President Bush Pledges To Regain Lead In Carbon Emissions
• Drug Companies Add Convenience Fee To Water Bills

• A Nightmare On Wall Street, Part 3: The In Denial Dream Warriors
• Batman Movie Cursed After Two Stars Arrested In UK
• Britney Spears Former Producer Drafted In To Rediscover Singer's Lost Voice
• Pamela Anderson Spoofs Jessica Simpson With Lookalikes In Sex Romp Film

• Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car
• Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
• Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
• Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation
• Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'
• Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate
• American writers strike turns nasty

• News direct meets Germaine Greer
• Mein kampf
• Great figures in history- Elizabeth the first
• News direct meets the Dalai lama
• Some like it not
• McCain steps up his momentum.
• News direct meets Ron Jeremy

• The Canadian Way To Stay Cool In Summer
• Some Funny Canadian Golf Jokes
• Emergency Beer Kits Save Lives And Parties
• Mats Sundin Holding Out For $14 Million In Canadian Tire Money
• Plumber's Crack Unclogs The Mind
• April Fool's Day Letdown
• Hollow Easter Bunnies Left Me A Shell Of A Child

• Anti-social woman breaches ATM etiquette
• Anti-bingeing advertisement revs teens up for big night
• Belief system debunked by T-shirt
• Gary Gygax fails saving throw vs heart attack
• Outsider artist angry at positive review from conservative critic
• 'Gigli' no better on Blu-ray
• Romney pulls out to spend more time with wives

• Noah's Blog
• WHEN EVANGELICALS DREAM:
• Mark Driscoll Kicks His Own Ass
• Virgin Mary Found on Back of Grand Theft Auto
• Today's Theologians Rock With the Oldies
• Your Guide to Contemporary Christian Music
• Rock Me Like a Schwarzentruber (The Return of Amish Speed Metal)

• Johnny tips his hat to the Reebok
• Premier League adopt 'baggsy' squad selection

• UK Government Put on 'Special Measures' - Private Managers to be Appointed
• Fuelling the Protests
• Secret Diary of a Street Walker
• Prime Minister Accused of Using Sexual Favours to Buy Votes
• Sex and Violence
• International Terrorism Awards Rocked by Allegations of Vote Rigging
• Has Bill Clinton Been Working as a Male Escort to Finance Wife's Campaign?

• The Art of Rin Nadeshico
• The Art of John Roddam Spencer Stanhope
• Video Links For 07/21/2008
• McCain Would Make Chupacabra National Mascot
• Video Links For 07/14/2008
• John McCain Is Mr. Magoo
• McCain Sends In The Clowns

• CAP News - McCain, Obama: Cosmo Cover Also Tasteless, Offensive
• NewsBiscuit - Study reveals bass players 'every bit as dull as golfers'
• Smooth Operator - Early Morning Coffee Conversation Entices Normally Flavorless Office Staff
• News Mutiny - Three Italian College Students Purchase Kansas City Royals for 500 Euros
• Dotpenn - Led Zepp's Stairway to Heaven Not Up To Code
• The World's Voice of Reason - Europe's Most Wanted Man Discovered Living With Smurfs [Inc Video]
• The Sleaze - Man Believes Life Only Validated When Captured on Camera